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  • Plain colors are 100% preshrunk cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 50% Cotton/50% Polyester
  • Fabric Weight: 5.3oz /180gsm (heavyweight)
  • Classic, generous, boxy fit
  • Double-needle hems and neck band for durability
  • Ethically sourced
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Fingers Are The Chopsticks Of Man
Designed by MrMattimation
From the wisest words of the deepest man comes the deepest t-shirt. Be the talk of the town when people look at your shirt and go, "Huh. Okay, then."
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Fingers Are The Chopsticks Of Man by MrMattimation