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  • Solid colors are 100% preshrunk cotton, heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester, denim heather is 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz (180gsm) heavyweight
  • Classic, generous, boxy fit
  • Double-needle hems and neck band for durability
  • Ethically sourced


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Fingers Are The Chopsticks Of Man
Designed by MrMattimation
From the wisest words of the deepest man comes the deepest t-shirt. Be the talk of the town when people look at your shirt and go, "Huh. Okay, then."

Classic T-Shirt

Fingers Are The Chopsticks Of Man by MrMattimation