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Buyers' Booth - Catch of the Week

  / Now we have encountered quite a few classic catches over the years – like when the missus caught a giant carp with her bare hands, or the time I was sitting out in the backyard and caught a falling star (disclaimer: this may or may not have actually happened); however, nothing has quite impressed us so much as this truly amazing catch by emmah26. / A flying phone case? This may pr…
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Buyers' Booth - What Will the Neighbour's Think?

This week’s winning image of Spring Glasses by Aleksandra Kabakova brought back recent memories of finding my misplaced glasses out in the garden. / Mrs. B is quite the hoer and likes to keep her garden nice and tidy. Determined to scare the feathered foes away from her cabbages, Mrs B constructed a handsome scarecrow out of a fruit tree, my favorite jacket, and my glasses. She even drew a …
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Buyers' Booth - Blue Knees and Sand

The weather is starting to get colder here, which means that my knees are going an attractive kind of bluish-purple in preparation for winter. They’re my weather knees, you see. They always let me know when changes are coming. / So does Mrs B. She’s starting to bang on about going somewhere warm. Somewhere with a beach. Sweet Uncle Gin Pants! Doesn’t she know that beaches have s…
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Buyers' Booth - Disco Balls

This image of Theracords wearing Jimiyo’s This is my Boomstick T-shirt took me right back to my youth, where as a young lad, I often went to the local club in my turquoise flairs to strut my stuff and eye up the ladies. In fact, it is where I met my dear Missus. I saw off in the corner a shining beacon of beauty, and when she happened to trip over her platform shoes, I saw Mrs. Baxter-to-be…
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