Glad to be human


Alkmaar, Netherlands

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We have all thought through scenarios of being an animal or bird, right? Fantasies of being an elephant plodding along freely under the African sun, knowing that you are bigger than anyone you meet… Ohhhh, some people don’t want to feel that heavy, though they do. How about being a dolphin playing, leaping, flying in the water? But a dolphin never gets to have coffee in the morning, or pumpkin pie, and… gaaawwwdd, those females are flat!! There seems to be a good reason to NOT want to be any of those animals; eagles eat rotting fish, deer have a bad habit of staring at headlights, and dogs have to do embarassing things like roll over and shake a paw. But cats have it made!! No rolling over, no whining and complaining when the people go away… like, who cares? “People gone? I’ll sleep. People at home? I’ll eat, THEN sleep.” Cats have a history of being treated like gods in Egypt, and I’ve heard that they’ve never forgotten that. Can you imagine having the ability to jump like a cat? You could win the pole-vault event without using a pole! Imagine the gymnastics and dance moves!! And cats love beds, so some remarkable moves might happen there too :) And people think you are sooooooooo cute when you lick your soft little paw to wash your face… aawwwww :) But then comes the washing of other parts. Hair stuck all over your tongue from licking your back! Ppehhh, gaggg!! And since you can’t figure out how to fold the toilet paper nicely, there’s only one way to… enough said. Aren’t you glad you’re human? :) :)

Artwork Comments

  • Ginny Schmidt
  • MooseMan
  • Angi Baker
  • irishmolly
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