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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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Very recent research, which has not yet been published so don't bother looking for it, shows that 98.2% of airline passengers never consider WHY seat sales are offered on specific flights. Of those passengers who were shown the reason (see leaked photo at left), only 0.06% of passengers either answered "Still don't care" or chose not to respond... paramedics were quick to deal with the heart-attack victim. In a January 3rd interview, spokesperson for the Agency of Career Training Operations of Reliable Services (ACTORS), DonT. Flie, assures passengers around the world that the new pilot-training course has an excellent record. "There hasn't been a mishap of any kind... at least none involving a fatality... since late last year, and ever since then we have enforced a zero-tolerance policy against having two female trainees on the same flight." He went to boast, "We set the bar extremely high. EVERY pilot must achieve a minimum of 90% sucessful landings in order to graduate."
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Seat sale! by MooseMan