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Fruit Flies by MooseMan
Fruit Flies Unisex T-Shirt Front
+ 17 colors


  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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Fruit Flies
Designed by MooseMan
Probably everyone is familiar with fruit flies, because we have all been infested with them in the summer. Most people harbor a bit of a hatred for them, or at least an elevated level of disgust. It seems completely unfair that anytime you leave your flies on the counter for a few days, the stupid fruits come from... well, I don't think anyone has seen where they come from... and silently get all over your flies. Then when you pick up a fly to eat, a herd of those annoying fruits fly up. Like, eeeewwwwwww!! No wonder no one wants to eat the fly after that! If those annoying fruit flies would just stay outside [see Photo 1] we wouldn't mind having them on the planet with us, right?
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Unisex T-Shirt

Fruit Flies by MooseMan