Prehistoric species unearthed in Holland

MooseMan

Alkmaar, Netherlands

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The science world is stunned once again, which is what some creationist believers have said for a long time. Soon-to-be-famous amateur archeologist, Ted Widen, for the second time in less than a week has made an unlikely discovery while digging in the garden. “To find a moose skull here in Holland was a bit unexpected,” he said in a carefully worded statement, “but really it’s the size that’s incredible, though I’ve been told that size isn’t everything.” He seemed a bit unsure how to answer some of the questions coming from leading scientists in the audience. “Well, no, I can’t explain why it APPEARS to be antlers attached the skull of a cat. I wasn’t here when it died… Jerk! Go away.” It got worse. “Yes, it was me who chose the name ‘Megalasaurus moose’, but no, you twit, it does NOT sound childish to me. Your train leaves soon, right?” And then, “How the hell should I know how old it is!? I merely suggested that it MIGHT be 8.3 million years old. No tests have been done yet.” Members of the media began leaving, however, when he was questioned about the antlers on the “baby” megalasaurus moose skull. “Look, you moron, we don’t have any skeletal remains of an adult female yet, but I can assure you that the birth canal allowed for the babies to have antlers… or maybe they were able to fold back, like rear-view mirrors on a car, ya know, or… ummm, soft, yeah soft, like a mammoth’s tusks must have been. Or… hey! We aren’t finished here yet. Where are you all going…?? Hey… I didn’t get to show you the megalasaurus moose claws yet… and the fangs…”

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