"...you're a moose!"

MooseMan

Alkmaar, Netherlands

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I was sitting at the edge of the canal tossing bits of bread to the seagulls when I first noticed it. I have no idea what I did to elicite the attack, but the coot was aimed directly at me. I certainly didn’t want to overreact, but we hear on TV about suicide bombers all the time, so my fear was clearly warranted. Being a tough and emotionally rock-solid man, I didn’t want anyone to see me jump up and run away… even though that’s what a lesser man would have done. I grabbed my wand (it’s a wizard’s wand, NOT a fairy’s wand, ‘kay?) and said:
"Duck or coot or vicious goose,
By the strength of this black deuce,
I’m a wizard now turned loose…
And I declare that you’re a moose!"
Honest… I wouldn’t lie about something like this :)

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