Fairyland, yeah right

What happened to the fairy tales endings?

Where are the knights in shinning armour now?

Running and hiding no doubt. Or rescuing the vain and stupid princesses who just happened to be having a good hair day. How can they expect to have a future with those type. They don’t care about anything but themselves, though the knights and princes are just as bad. A bit presumptuous as well, just because they rescue beautiful and pathetically helpless maidens from mile high towers from so called ‘evil witches’ who were really only trying to give the rest of us a fair chance at finding our true loves, they expect to marry them and ride of into the sunset. Have they not noticed life doesn’t work like that? There are no happy endings, you gotta work at it. But of course they can’t be arsed to tear themselves away from the mirror for so much as a second so they just ignore each other and end up miserable.

So the I’m-So-Gorgeous-I’ll-Sweep-You-Off-Your-Feet types, the I’m-So-Beautiful-I’ll-Kill-Myself-If-I-Get-So-Much-As-A-Wrinkle types and the I’m-So-Pathetic-And-Innocent (yeah right who are you kiddin i saw you down the lap dancing club last week) types get everything they want and become spoilt brats who live happily ever after.

But what about the I’m-Not-Pretty-But-I’m-Intelligent-Creative-Made-Of-Real-Substance-And-Awaiting-A-Guy-Who-Loves-Me-For-Me types. Where do we fit in to this perfectly putrid society for the vain. Or should I just give up now become a witch with a pet dragon who tortures fair maidens for fun until I get slaughtered by A knight in shinning armour on his noble steed?

Or I could go and live with the ogres in the dark forests, next to them I may look presentable, maybe even good looking. Though their eating habits are a bit off putting, to be honest, i was never really a big fan of cannibalism, it all seems a bit I’m-So-Much-Better-Than-You, when really you were just cruel enough to catch your best friend off guard and unarmed when you felt like a midnight snack. But besides that they seem like a good bunch. Apart from the occasional rage pillage and plunder.

Fairyland, yeah right


York, United Kingdom

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