Lilliput...

It’s true! It’s true! The Republican has made it clear.
The climate must be perfect all the fucking year.

A law was made a distant moon ago here:
July and August cannot be too hot.
And there’s a no legal limit to the bullshit here
In Lilliput.
The thought process is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot.
By order, summer lingers through September
In Lilliput.
Lilliput! Lilliput!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But in Lilliput, Lilliput
That’s how bipartisan conditions are.
The bullshit will always fall till after sundown.
By eight, the morning GOP gasbags do not disappear.
In short, there’s simply not
A more contentious spot
For miserable-ever-aftering than here
In Lilliput.

Lilliput! Lilliput!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Lilliput, Lilliput
Those are the legal laws.
The bullshit may always slush upon the hillside.
By nine p.m. the Republican Trolls must appear.
In short, there’s simply not
A more despicable spot
For bullshit-ever-aftering than here
In Lilliput.

Lilliput...

montdragon

San Diego, United States

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Artist's Description

Gulliver had his travels and shipwrecked in Lilliput and Camelot was a most congenial spot and like the fanciful fantasies of the Republicans who gnash their teeth on the perfect way to crack an egg…in Lilliput. The more things change the more they remain the same i.e. like the Republican Party of Lilliput. My humble apologies to Jonathan Swift and that most wonderful song of songs of Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe…Camelot. You gotta laugh at the Republican Party they think Saint Ronnie Reagan’s crap of crapola and their current déjà vu hogwash du jour is gonna be the answer to their constant debate of which end of the economic egg to crack and the eggs that they have laid…only in the Republican Lilliputian mind set….” In short, there’s simply not…A more contentious spot…For miserable-ever-aftering than here…In Lilliput.”
This is a parody…OK.

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