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Unisex T-Shirt
His Imperial Majesty....HIM Unisex T-Shirt Front
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His Imperial Majesty....HIM
Designed by montdragon
His Imperial Majesty was elected to serve as President of the United States…well for some power is better than Viagra makes you think big! Like imperial BIG it makes mediocre power hungry limp wimps have delusions and being president is just chump power. King Dubya Debacle expanded his power from just the Prez to His Imperial Majesty ask his ma and pa and big Dick backs him up. Like all empires they expire, just the nature of force old math formula force equals mass acceleration and then plop you shot your load splat. You think his imperial dynasty is over…peasants “Yawl eat cake!” He may retreat for awhile to Camel-lot of Crawfordville in the state of Texas but beware peasants no one ever gives up power. Dubya was elected to the office of the Presidency January 20, 2001 his reign ends officially January 20, 2009 think he and his bros will still not be involved in shenanigans and hooliganism. New presidential hopeful waiting to wield the scepter we all maybe hailing Cranky King John McPain, Duke of Bombsburg Arizona…..please wear or flash this before January 20, 2009….remember what happened during the reign of His Imperial Majesty King Dubya Debacle, déjà vu is like déjà vu and not a bad nightmare it happened peasants and just might happen again….like dog excrement on a shoe. White T-shirt only please....for a colorless blank "HIM" His Imperial Majesty King Dubya Debacle. More stuff at: "hinkiepinkie":http://www.zazzle.com/hinkiepinkie

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.




by Cerys R. on Sep 3, 2018

Tshirt was amazing! It was for a friends birthday present and she loved it! Amazing quality, came quite early too!! Definitely recommend


Great design, soft, perfect fit

by Samuel H. on Aug 31, 2018

Love the shirt, ordered a few printed tees from redbubble and all of them have good quality prints, the actual material on all of them are really soft, great shirts, awesome designs, 100% recommended

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