You're wearing cardigans!

“She’s got you thinking this is how you’re supposed to be. Well it’s not. We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We’re supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other’s brains out. We were designed to party. This is it. Yea, so a few of us will overdose, or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And that’s what it’s about – breaking eggs – and by eggs, I do mean getting twatted on a cocktail of class As.

If you just could see yourselves. It breaks my heart. You’re wearing cardigans! We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful… We’re screw-ups. I’m a screw up. And I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mother before I let her—or anyone else take that away from me!”

You're wearing cardigans!

monkeyslut

Joined September 2012

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