*The Stork And The Single Girl*
_A bird with feathers and long legs
is known to people as a stork.
The question whether storks lay eggs
was settled once, back in New York._
A lady had put sugar cubes
at home, out on the window sill
she was attractive, had great boobs,
but on some mornings did feel ill.
_The cubes were to improve her chance
of getting lucky, have a kiddo.
Each morning she would quickly glance
out to the ledge. She was a widow._
She figured that she could succeed
without the services of males,
by giving the old stork a feed,
they say cubed sugar never fails.
_Lo and behold, late Fall was mild,
all eaten were the sugar lumps.
The neighbours knew she was with child,
a girl gets pregnant if she humps._
Yet, they adored her, like a daughter,
her spouse had died the year before
from fluoridated drinking water.
They do not use it anymore.
_A single girl without a man,
a bottleneck without a cork.
Yet it is obvious one can
become a mother through the stork._