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Mum, where do babies come from? Unisex T-Shirt Front
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Mum, where do babies come from?
Designed by mishamission
*The Stork And The Single Girl* _A bird with feathers and long legs is known to people as a stork. The question whether storks lay eggs was settled once, back in New York._ A lady had put sugar cubes at home, out on the window sill she was attractive, had great boobs, but on some mornings did feel ill. _The cubes were to improve her chance of getting lucky, have a kiddo. Each morning she would quickly glance out to the ledge. She was a widow._ She figured that she could succeed without the services of males, by giving the old stork a feed, they say cubed sugar never fails. _Lo and behold, late Fall was mild, all eaten were the sugar lumps. The neighbours knew she was with child, a girl gets pregnant if she humps._ Yet, they adored her, like a daughter, her spouse had died the year before from fluoridated drinking water. They do not use it anymore. _A single girl without a man, a bottleneck without a cork. Yet it is obvious one can become a mother through the stork._ Herbert Nehrlich

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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The best t-shirt ever

by Sara on Jul 3, 2018

This shirt was so soft and comfortable and perfect I love it!

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love the shirts

by Karen B. on Jun 20, 2018

I'm know around the office for my t-shirts ...they have to say something; whether it be historical figures, musicians or a political statement. Your shirts have a good fit and they wash and wear well. I've spent big bucks on T-shirts that aren't nearly as durable as the quality shirts you offer. Thanks for putting out a quality product

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