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Mum, where do babies come from?
Designed by mishamission
*The Stork And The Single Girl* _A bird with feathers and long legs is known to people as a stork. The question whether storks lay eggs was settled once, back in New York._ A lady had put sugar cubes at home, out on the window sill she was attractive, had great boobs, but on some mornings did feel ill. _The cubes were to improve her chance of getting lucky, have a kiddo. Each morning she would quickly glance out to the ledge. She was a widow._ She figured that she could succeed without the services of males, by giving the old stork a feed, they say cubed sugar never fails. _Lo and behold, late Fall was mild, all eaten were the sugar lumps. The neighbours knew she was with child, a girl gets pregnant if she humps._ Yet, they adored her, like a daughter, her spouse had died the year before from fluoridated drinking water. They do not use it anymore. _A single girl without a man, a bottleneck without a cork. Yet it is obvious one can become a mother through the stork._ Herbert Nehrlich
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Mum, where do babies come from? by mishamission