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Features

  • Preshrunk, moisture wicking tri-blend fabric (50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon jersey)
  • 4.3oz/145gsm (mid-weight) soft fabric with vintage look
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • Ethically sourced
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The Near-Sighted Turdle
Designed by MicahBot
Checkout MicahBot.com for all the Pornemon action! When he's not being a dick, he's just a piece of crap. The Near-Sighted Turdle spends his days devising machiavellian schemes in an effort to ruin things for the rest of the Pornemon in the park. Colloquially referred to as the "shit turtle", this horrible creature should never be mistakenly seen as having anything but the worst intentions. Tainted Pornemon Type: bureaucratic, saggy, constipated Likes: ruining things so he can feel like a big boy, removing his shell when no one is looking and lubing up Weaknesses: watery eyes, altruism, poor people

Tri-blend T-Shirt

The Near-Sighted Turdle by MicahBot

$28.19
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