Bartending For Dummies

Please pick your poison
Cheap beer or a martini with a twist
I’m your friend and your confidante
Your shrink and your pharmacist

Take two shots of Jack
You’ll feel worse in the morning
Please don’t give up now
The night is just dawning

You sit at my bar
And struggle for control
I pour drinks
While you pour out your soul

Tell me your story
And I’ll play my part
Dressed all in black
For the death of your heart

I can tell you are lonely
So I lend you my ears
I see your eyes glaze over
With whiskey and tears

Tell me your sad story
I’ve really heard them all
I seldom witness the push
But I always see the fall

You don’t really want answers
You just don’t want to worry
You want to go out
In a haze of glory

Bartending For Dummies

mfreitas

Warren, United States

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