They

They sit and stare,
sit and stare,
sit and stare,
waiting for something to happen.
They always anticipate the next move,
it doesn’t matter where.

They sit and sniff,
sit and sniff,
sit and sniff,
and savor every scent of odor from their dirty ca-ca hole,
anything else they’ve sat on that smells like ass.

They pace back and forth,
back and forth,
back and forth,
then decide to go to the other side of the room,
a different angle of the same thing they stare at,
day after day.

They slurp and slobber,
slurp and slobber,
slurp and slobber,
as they keep licking their thing-a-ma-jig,
they cannot get enough of.

They grunt and sneeze,
grunt and sneeze,
grunt and sneeze,
slimy mists of snot on your face,
including on all your stuff.

They bite and chew,
bite and chew,
bite and chew,
anything from a slipper to your refurbished cedar chest.
They don’t want you to have anything nice,
so they will do what they have to do,
to piss you off day and night.

They scratch and dig,
scratch and dig,
scratch and dig,
a huge hole on your favorite comforter,
including the furniture.
No matter how many times you slap their ass,
they like it more.
They shall dig a bigger hole.

They shred and snag,
shred and snag,
shred and snag,
with their teeth.
They pull on the threads out from the arm of your chairs.
They keep doing it,
over,
over,
over,
and over again.

Meet Oadis, he’s my pug who does these things. He sheds snowstorms of fur all over my house. His farts smell like garbage, he pees anywhere he pleases, he poops stinky shits for everyone to see and he eats till he pukes and goes for more. He is my huge pain in the ass but I still love him.

They

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