Melinda Kerr

Melbourne, Australia

G’day all, my name is Melinda but my mates call me Mel, so feel free. I live by the beach in Elwood, Victoria, Australia. I...

Well my time as a handsome man is over...

I’ve been getting around the place as this bloke for the last 24 hours…

And it’s been a hoot.

I’ve been accepted into every bar and pub in town with a nod and a wink.

Feted by politicians (I’ll get back to you Kev…)

Applauded at supermarkets.

I even had someone ask for my autograph.

Some people ran and hid but I think we all know who they are.

Alas, I need to hand this beaming scone (face to all our OS friends) back now. To it’s real owner. A bloke we know, love and laugh at for all the right reasons.

We want to see it around a lot more.

It’ll always be welcome on my screen.

And as we’ve established plenty more watering holes throughout Melbourne.

If anyone would like to lease it contact it’s owner

Say Darren II sent you.


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