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  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.
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I want to *bleep* your *blank* - Dark
Designed by maxkroven
I've always liked the comedy show "To Catch a Predator" (hahaha) on Dateline NBC, and it's not that i find the concept of online predators funny by any measure, it's just that's retardedly amusing the stupid excuses some of those men would come up with. I mean, they had been caught red-handed, some of them would even say explicit things to the decoy right before Chris Hansen would show up.. and still they would be like "i'm here to visit a friend", or, best one yet, "I'm here to buy this house". I miss this show, too bad it had to end in such a bad note… oh well, this design is my tribute to this amazing program.
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I want to *bleep* your *blank* - Dark by maxkroven