Bored bored bored and modern plays

I’m freaking bored, honestly, I’m always working on something but if I don’t take a break my head will probably explode.So, being freaking bored I went yesterday to see an " alternative" play, besides the fact we spent an hour waiting to get in and had to ask our money back to get some “seats” from which we could actually see something, it was outside and we were seated on benches. Riiiiight, so the play is called somehting like love only lasts for 3 years and it’s basically a bunch of jokes taken of the internet some words of wisdom like men will always cheat on you, bunch of people yelling about not even bothering to perform, the lead character actually reminded me of my drunken ex trying to tell jokes, slap a goatee on and that’s it. Pathetic,

where ? where does the play start and the crap begins, why is “alternative” an excuse for bad acting, shitty dialogue and incoherent directing? do these people have absolutely no respect for what they do? to be honest I can’t really tell if the dialogue was really bad or if they ruined it, possibly both. Did I mention one hour of 2 were just them dancing on silly music for no reson? throw in some drugs (woo drugs i wonder what those are?), and naughty words ( omg did he just say erection?) and there’s a modern play, honestly when was this written, 30 years ago? 50? since when having sex in a lift is supposed to be shocking? and why shock anyway? a modern alternative play should be something new something that will push limits and show innovation, instead it’s become a front for rubbish … well everything, you didn’t get why those girls danced around for no reason just now? cuz this is “alternative”, so no boundaries, woohoo ! let’s all wear chicken on our heads and do the monkey…(actually that could have been entertaining)

Why watch 3 people pretending to get high and laughing for 15 min while rolling on the floor, when it doesn’t mean anything and it’s not even funny in real life.

“Do you know what the most important word in the world is? Do you? Do you? It’s “to leave”!!and she storms out !!(cue drums and tromptes!!) (I’m guessing it’s actually “leaving” but in romanian they translated through 2 words :)), idiots, just so you get the feeling on how cheesy and unbelivably idiotic it sounds)

I haven’t heard such nonsense since martix reloaded, you know, the “some things are bad, some things are good” lines, talk about shakespeare, he’s got nothing on these people.

I don’t really know why |I’m writing this post, probably cuz if I don’t I’ll want to bang my head against a wall and never wake up.My cat could have written a better play.That’s it.

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