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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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Hopelessly, Hilariously OutSAMmed
Designed by MarkAlmighty
The inspiration for my newest tee design is a scene from The Avengers. (POSSIBLE MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD!) In Banner's lab on the Helicarrier and due to the malevolent influence emanating from Loki's spear, Earth's mightiest heroes begin arguing amongst themselves. Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) provides a great line: "Last year, Earth had a visitor from another planet who had a grudge match that leveled a small town. We learned that not only are we not alone, but we are hopelessly, hilariously outgunned." Originally, I was going to use those last three words verbatim and create a drawing of the prototype Destroyer rifle that Coulson uses on Loki. Drawing the gun was a bit daunting and tedious, so I set my mind adrift for a better idea. I found the image of Fury kneeling, then came up with the "OUTSAMMED" neologism to pay homage to Jackson's illustrious reputation as a bad mothertrucker. I hope you like it!
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Unisex T-Shirt

Hopelessly, Hilariously OutSAMmed by MarkAlmighty