MarioJay

Glen Carbon, United States

The MarioJay is an elusive creature / Though they spend many hours in front of a computer screen, they have remarkably little to show for...

The MarioJay is an elusive creature

Though they spend many hours in front of a computer screen, they have remarkably little to show for it.

In the wild they are often seen in urban areas; jumping from rooftops while wearing women’s tights and something they refer to as “The Headband of Justice”

The MarioJay seem to be frightened of sleep, as they consume abhorred amounts of caffeine to prolong their waking hours. However, once asleep they will hibernate for many days and become quite agitated when awoken.

  • Joined: July 2013

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