Why the Tropics were Invented

I camped in a tent, in the winter, in the mountains in WV…..it sucked….the tent kept getting blown over..it took us three tries to get it to stay up…….they didn’t make sleeping bags warm enough back in the seventies..
…it was so cold your dinner would be cold before you could get it into the tent…ten feet away from our fire….
…That was my spring break vacation in college…most of my friends on drugs were smart enough to go to Florida…..and play with young women…….not me and my roommates!!!! No we had a Bad Idea..
let’s go camping in the winter..in the Mountains….in WV.
Our car broke down going there, our car broke down coming back!!!! Is that bad luck you think…… it’s an adventure
We spotted three dear carcasses lying in front of a cave……before we realized we were standing next to a mountain lions den!!!! HEY STUPIDS!!!!!! HELLO!!! Don’t drink alcohol while camping in the mountains!!!!! In the cold in the winter, in the cold.
Don’t let your friend carry a gun in the mountains and do drugs…..Did I mention that this was a bad idea……..Don’t stick a plastic fork into a pork chop while cooking it over an open fire……..I still don’t know why my roommate did that to my pork chop??? Now I regularly like to be regular in a bathroom sense or poooping……but in the mountains, in the cold in WV, in the cold mountains there was no were for this type of pleasantry….so lets just say holding on for three days can cause an uncomfortable feeling……..
After three days of endless bliss in the mountains, in the cold, in the winter we went home three days early……on the way back as we were having the car repaired once again…in the cold, in the mountains, in the winter in WV…we noticed a nice lodge in the distance where normal people stay in the winter, in the cold, in the mountains in WV!!!

Why the Tropics were Invented

MarcoMeyo18

Joined September 2008

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