What can I say-your my kind of guy (rare as a unicorn)

What can I say-
your my kind of guy:
You wander around tre magnifique Montreal with a bottle of whisky,
alongside your ‘best friend’ and travel chum-
(who inadvertently you’ve also shared a honeymoon suite with during your traverse across India)
You reminisce of walking drunk through the working class Irish town house neighborhood to see a psychedelic grunge band
who sounded terrible.
Suddenly you laugh beside me-I say what?
Do you really want to know?
a hesitant uh huh
I was thinking about how my friend forwarded me a photoshopped image of a unicorn in front of the louvre but instead of a horn on it’s head-it had a penis
SPEECHLESS
TOTALLY SPEECHLESS
and then I say… Well I used to like unicorns when I was a child.
Until I ruined it for you
yeah
What can I say-
your my kind of guy:
You understand the language of poetry
and you aren’t afraid to criticize a terrible poet-
who ran from the stage at your University-never answering any questions.
What can I say:
your my kind of guy.

What can I say-your my kind of guy (rare as a unicorn)

Magnets-Mirrors

Joined April 2010

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