A line by Dave on Flight of the Conchords tv show.
When asked about joining the Tough Brets Dave shows his ninja like efficiency by declaring:
"I can make a weapon out of pretty much anything. Like when I'm gardening, some a-hole tries to sneak up and take me out - watering can tied to a hose. (whipping noises) Cops show up, "What's that, officer? Just watering the geroniums."
Text free version for the real fans:
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