An Open Letter, To The Universe And All It's Things

Dear Universe. Miss Tremp (aka Lovely Lady of the Long Tresses) and I (aka Weirdie Pirate Monster) would like to request that you please stop kicking everyone’s arse and get on with the hippy hoppy happy times. Right now.
Also we’ll be needing some (funny) talking animals, lovely sunny meadows, and a giant castle, with wildflowers in the fields and a friendly moat monster who is happy to give rides to small children. Well, just me, really.
And cake. Lots of cake.
Except for Yassie and the other salt kids. For them, delectable salty yummy things.
Just don’t forget the cake.
While you’re at it, please make sure we have enough room for lots of strays to be taken in (species not important, but if there’s any triceratops out there…come on over!!!), lovely comfortable sleeping quarters, and perhaps a humorously grumpy, elderly butler. You can name him Reginald or Alfred or something like that. And make sure he has a heart of gold. No, not actual gold, that would be stupid. C’mon Uni, work the metaphors here willya? Geez…
Don’t stress too much about providing the Princes. Once they hear about the lovely ladies (you know who you are, lovely ladies), the views, and let’s face it, the CAKE (which you won’t be forgetting, right?) they’ll gallop on over soon enough.
We might even let them stay for tea. That is if they pass the TEST OF COOLNESS. Which we haven’t as yet made up. But it’ll be really hard, don’t worry.
In the meantime though, if you happen to have a few REALLY COOL ones, just lying about the place, trot them our way and we’ll check them out. We can be reasonable, after all. On account of how you’re giving us all that free food (cake).
I think that’s all for now, but if I think of anything else, I’ll be sure and let you know.
How wonderful you are for helping us out
Sunshine and Rainbows and all that good stuff,

The Vegetable.

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