I May Become A Nun!

I am defeated in the act of attempting…it is much too hard anymore…
Is there a dating manual for women of my age that makes any sense?
You give too much, you say too much, you want too much…(What’s too much?)
Don’t kiss on the first date and leave room for the Holy Ghost…(Help me Jesus)
Don’t hold hands too soon, he may think your easy…(At slapjacks?)
Make him wait six months before you give it up, he’ll respect you…(Ya think?)
Don’t wait six months, he’s a man, he can’t wait that long, you’ll lose him! (cold shower baby!)
Dress this way, don’t dress that way, hair up, hair down…(I’m confused)
Don’t wear those shoes they tell your age, put on those anklebreakers…(ouch)
Wear makeup, but make it lite, wear it heavy they like the tramp look…(Forget it)
Put on these fishnets, you’ll turn every eye in the house! (Fish what?)
Where did you get those hootchie hose…they’re the devil! (Moma said!)
No one wears grannypanties anymore, getcha some thongs…(ohmagootness!)
Don’t eat a large helping, you will make them think you’re a pig…(But I’m hungry:( )
You’re going out and he’s paying, order the mostest and the biggest…(Make him pay huh?)
See what I mean, this is just helpful loving hints from my women friends…(I am so blessed)
I’m petrified to know what actual men think…I may become a Nun!

I May Become A Nun!


High Point, United States

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Well??? What do ya think?….help a girl out…Nun or no?…:)

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