Internal Conversations With a Rambling Fool

Ok I am never opening my stupid, stupid mouth again with out carefully analysing every last syllable. Actually scratch that; I may just take a vow of silence. I’ll be the one who listens all the time, everybody loves a good listener. My net working skills will sky rocket; that’s the art of a good net worker, shutting up and letting some else have the ego rant.

Don’t you just hate it when you get flash backs of conversations and think oh my fucking word, I sounded like such an arrogant cock. I didn’t even say much and I still managed to highlight my defects. I must have some kind of mild mental illness. Maybe I should see a doctor or something. I can imagine it now.

Doctor: “So what have you come to see me about?”
Me: “The human condition doctor. I have a dreadful case of the human condition.”

Well that will learn you won’t it; that will stop you opening your big fat mouth. I told you didn’t I; never speak unto others if you haven’t pre checked your stupid thought process first.

Oh shut up saying unto in your internal conversations. You’re not a prophet; people aren’t banging down your door, waiting for you to translate God’s word unto them. You pretentious “free thinker.” You love it don’t you, with your latte to go. Why don’t you visit that up market book shop again, and buy another book you don’t really want. Yes the guy behind the counter was exceptionally good looking. But is that really an excuse to buy an extortionately priced book.

Hmm chocolate I do like chocolate. Some people say it’s not good for the skin, but then others say it doesn’t make a difference. Maybe I’ll treat myself to one piece.

That’s just perfect isn’t it, a whole box of “Guylian Seashells later”, and you feel rubbish. You really know how to get fat in style don’t you. Do you know how much Yoga I’m going to have to do to burn that off? How much water I’ll have to drink to cleanse my skin? Well scratch that last part, some experts do say chocolate doesn’t affect the skin. But still rubbish, rubbish, rubbish.

Internal Conversations With a Rambling Fool

Rachael  Hope

Bridlington, United Kingdom

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Ok I really really really enjoyed writing this, I hope it translates! I don’t want self help advice or anything on this one; it’s purely to enjoy and think haha people sure are kerazy sometimes arn’t they.

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