Phillip Richard Walker Jones

How the words form, what wonderment, to watch them take shape. You like it just like I do, slow to start, pacing through to finish. Words, they shake the ground upon which we walk; Illusion? You want an illusion? I’ll paint you one with a phrase.

“My dearest kindest reader,
Thank you for your time, but your ability to write is an illusion only to yourself. For the rest of the world, it’s an insult”

And bye the bye another one must surely bite the dust. Now aren’t we the clever one. Ah the critic’s life is the life for me. Knocking the public back like a good strong whisky. What a kick, the kick of life, and now another.

“my daisy forms a chain
Disdain, disdain, disdain
Ooooh woe is me
Woe woe woe”

Oh Christ, let’s not beat about the bush with this one Phillip.

“Dearest kindest reader,
NO NO NO! What the devil? What is this crime against humanity? Your daisy…Forms a CHAIN? You’ve insulted yourself, me and the literary community as a whole. I pray to God above that he shows us all some mercy and cuts off your hands.”

Hmmm what’s this? Maybe there is hope after all. Oooh that’s right, it’s one straight out of my private collection. Written by my very own handy wandy. Oh Philip, by this hand with which you hold your quill, you will one day finish your quest to save the world of writing from the general public. It’s a treacherous task, but alas it is mine to undergo. I will slay the amateur dramatic dragon, and fix upon his wings, the mark of Phillip Richard Walker Jones. A mighty title, for a mighty man.

Phillip Richard Walker Jones

Rachael  Hope

Bridlington, United Kingdom

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