Mr Cattle Egret's Bad Day

Lenny La Rue, IPA

Sacramento, United States

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‘OK, look! I’m walking around in this giant, murky puddle because the wind is FIERCE on the river, I’m the biggest bird here, I’m the oldest bird here, I’m the meanest bird here, AND I’m having a nasty case of Vertical Feather Factor on my head! I need a little cooperation here, Birdies! First, I fish ALONE because I’m a GREAT fisherbird – not because I’m in need of help scaring the fish off with your unproductive meandering! Second, I get my way because I’m looking really PO’d and scary right now so BACK OFF MY TURF!! Third… I forgot what the third reason why you need to be gone is but, trust me, it’s a GOOD reason!

Go harrass a heron, the “great” blues who already think they’re the rulers of the roost! Maybe those fledglings stories your mamas taught you are true and the ‘meaner-than-tho’ blue feather flappers will peck your beaks off and leave me to do some fishing in peace!

(Damned wet-behind-the-down ‘minnow munchers’!)’
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This hothead is so skinny his wishbone is showing. Hehehe! When you look at egrets all opened up like this, don’t their bodies look a bit like scrawny albino turkeys on stilts?

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  • Anne Smyth
  • Carla Wick/Jandelle Petters
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • Jennifer  Tate
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
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