Armani - EXPLOSIVELY effective advertising

Lenny La Rue, IPA

Sacramento, United States

  • Available
    Products
    9
  • Artist
    Notes
  • Artwork Comments 17

Wall Art

Home Decor

Bags

Stationery

Artist's Description

I don’t really care how this was achieved. Could be an air brush, warp tools in an editing program, socks, gourdes, various living tubers, “The Pump”, a customized rented insert, too much starch, or even the most well endowed human male on earth with his skin pulled upwards to make a seamless sack of sexuality. SOMETHING hid that ‘snake head’, if it ever was in there – fighting for a breath of fresh air.

But Armani achieved it for the women of the world to enjoy (and a large population of the guys as well). I’d rush right out and get a pair, hoping they are the new padded bras for men, but I’d hate to have to buy all new pants. There’s no way I could shoe-horn anything that massive into jeans I already wear. Besides, the doctor told me to lose 10 pounds last Friday. If it works the same way on men as women, the designer undies would be worthless as soon as I lost my “fun fat” first; what was left would be rattling around in there like a pebble in a pumpkin.

Odds of this ad making it to the Sacramento markets are nil minus 250,013. Old ladies would walk by and cry. Old men would walk by and cry louder. Kids would ask questions in their sex ed classes that nobody would be able to answer. And the visually impaired would be accused of fondling them since there’s nowhere to put something this ridiculous except in the middle of the way on sidewalks. Yup, it will flourish in San Francisco where people of all genders can truly appreciate it and never even THINK about stealing the poster for their walls at home.

OK, ladies. Your turn. :-)

Artwork Comments

  • mrscarlotta
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • EBmonster
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • janniev
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • Tama Blough
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • CLiPiCs
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • sweetscent62
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • Oncemore
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • Carla Wick/Jandelle Petters
  • Lenny La Rue, IPA
  • Carla Wick/Jandelle Petters
desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait
desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait

10% off

for joining the Redbubble mailing list

Receive exclusive deals and awesome artist news and content right to your inbox. Free for your convenience.