I am soooooooooooooooooooo cute!

Lenny La Rue, IPA

Sacramento, United States

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Not. These suckers are just plain ugly. That’s all there is to it. Just because they have a colour unlike almost everything else that walks does NOT make them cute. Just because they have long legs and knees that face backwards does NOT make them cute. And because they can do all sorts of horrific gyrations with their necks doesn’t make them cute, either. Check them out without all the cutsie parts showing. Could that beak be mistaken for a smile? Since when do beady little eyes make a face lovable? And am I mistaken or can I see DAYLIGHT thru this sucker’s nose?

It could be just me. Maybe I’ve seen and ACCIDENTALLY kicked over too many of the ‘lawn targets’ copies of this weird looking mug at K-Mart. Maybe I shouldn’t have seen ‘That Movie’. (Hell, maybe NOBODY should have seen that movie.) Or maybe it’s just that being colourblind but still being able to see PINK is like a ocular insult or something. But if I had to name the 250 billion cutest birds, flamingos wouldn’t quite make the list.

No birds were harmed in the creation of this rant so please don’t read it to one, hurt its feelings, and come complaining to me.

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