Traffic Problem!

Lenny La Rue, IPA

Sacramento, United States

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“Here’s the traffic, sponsored by AstroGlide Oil Treatment. ‘AstroGlide is on your side!’

“Major incident to report, interstellar commuters, and it has traffic backed up for L-years both Vector 180 Eastbound and Vector 360 Westbound, at the 4-way intersection of Veinus Argent and Arterial Zaphod. The usual heavy 60/180 traffic appears to have met with a refueling barge rather physically and the barge is adrift around the intersection, tossing off serious radiation in approximate Vector 20 and fatal – repeat, FATAL – radiation in approximate Vector 47. All traffic planned for those vectors is STRONGLY advised to reapply direction matixes IMMEDIATE to avoid radioactive contamination at the least and certain death at the worst. With GravPull from at least one Class 1 Source, it appears the stream will maintain a heading of approximate Vector 47 – Vector 50, disipating harmlessly with proximity to that sun but there are no guarantees from THIS reporter. The location is BIGTIME hot, commuters and may stay that way for at least the next IDL hour until crews can either tow off the deadly wreckage or contain it with one of several new techniques being employed for such emergencies these days.

“Currently, that’s the only major incident on the vectors and, tho it’s a bad one, the rest of the commute is free and clear voyaging.

This traffic message was courteously brought to you by AstroGlide Oil Treatment. ‘AstroGlide is on your side!’

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