The Christmas Tree

My wife sent me out for a Christmas tree.

She was, as always, precise.

We have a twelve foot ceiling you see

and to fill it she thought would be nice.

The scent of the pine will fill the room

like frankenscence and myrrh.

So she dispatched me to the evening gloom

for a dozen feet of fir.

I looked at the price tags and gasped at the fee,

at what it was going to be costin’

and I have to factor delivery

’cause I drive a Mini Austin.

The Christmas Tree

  • Artwork Comments 1

Artwork Comments

  • JaneAParis
desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait
desktop tablet-landscape content-width tablet-portrait workstream-4-across phone-landscape phone-portrait

10% off

for joining the Redbubble mailing list

Receive exclusive deals and awesome artist news and content right to your inbox. Free for your convenience.