Dirty Fingernails

Dirty fingernails, Yuk!!
There is nothing worse than dirty fingernails
Unless of course you have dirty toenails
Dirty toenails smell for some reason
They smell a lot worse than fingernails
That is unless you have been playing with manure
You may of course wear gloves if you like
But manure under fingernails sure dose stink
Especial if you pick your nose afterwards
Picking noses with dirty fingernail is gross
Also if you scratch your private parts
And you forget to wash your hands
Then pick your nose straight after
Boy oh boy we sure have some strange habits
Lets think……what are fingernails good for?
Scratching where we are itchy
Picking our noses
Picking up hard to pick up things
Scratching scratches’ (lotto)
Pulling out staples
That’s about all I can think of
Can you think of anything else fingernails are good for

Now!!!….toenails what are they good for??
Protecting your toes maybe I think
That is all I can give toenail credit for
Can you think of anything toenails are good for??
So it all boils down to those fingernails are
Of more use than toenails
Three cheers for our fingernails
Hip hip who ray
Hip hip who ray
Hip hip who ray

Krackatinni® Copyright May 3, 2008

Dirty Fingernails

Krackatinni

Kellerberrin, Australia

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