attention all ford drivers

number 2 in mister khan’s famous ‘icebreakers’ series

wait in silence until the conversation swings ‘your’ way, and then throw in this little lyrical grenade into the mixer, and get the party started.

number 2 is especially suited to occasions when you might want to consolidate your middle class credentials and ‘fit in’ with other german-marque motorists, or alternatively just swear infront of your girlfriend’s parents.

there once a bird with a ford-on
whose dad was a rich fucking lord-on
but her taste was not right
and she spend endless nights
fucking a bloke known as gordon

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