Where to start….it’s a turntable (kids, ask your parents if you’ve never seen one) with a turkey on it…what do you want, rocket science? I did it as an illustration to accompany an article I wrote for a magazine about Christmas Number Ones – The crackers and the turkeys. “Where’s the cracker?” I hear you cry. I didn’t draw one. There’s nothing big and clever about the inside of a toilet roll covered in sparkly paper.