*About:* He's no square - it's the Cubist. This art loving sensation of a mascot is fluent in eleven languages and prides himself on his cultured and urbane demeanour. I've no idea what he's doing here either!
*Likes:* Art galleries, museums, heavy books.
*Dislikes:* Pop culture, kitsch, reality TV.
*Quote:* 'In many ways Orphism had a greater emotional resonance than Vorticism.'