Ryen - Two Choices

The way I see it, I’ve got two choices.

Aren’t there always choices?

Shush, you. Anyways, two choi—

Well…wouldn’t it be three choices?

Shut the hell up, voice. I need to think. Damn. So, two choices…

How do I get myself into these predicaments, anyways? I mean, all I did was walk down a dark alley, take a piss behind a dumpster, and get hit on by some hooker from down the way. Now look where I’ve landed myself.

You should’ve taken a cab, you dolt.

Didn’t I tell you to shut up? Jesus H. Christ.

What to do…what to do… Aha! I can just…what? Kick and scream and bloody my fists on this cheep wooden casket? How about…no? Take a nap? Hm, probably not the most wise of options. Sing? Nonon— Actually, that could be quite fun. But no.

See? Threeeeee choices. And that’s just so far!

Shut. Up. Voice.

I have no ruddy idea what to do. I’m trapped in a casket, bumping along in some stupid truck. Who knows where I am? No one, that’s right. Do I have a cell phone? No, the bastards took it. That and my clothes, which damn well makes this whole affair very uncomfortable. I’ve got to have at least seven splinters by now, most of which are in my arse of all places. Sigh. The least they could’ve done was hide me in a bigger box o’dead. Not some little kid’s bed of eternal rest. This is just wrong.

You could—

SHUT THE FUCK UP! Thank you kindly.

Ryen - Two Choices

Kaiya Knox

New Orleans, United States

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Okay. Ryen is seriously one of the funniest voices to have inside your head because, well, having a character in your head that has a voice in his head is…damn amusing. Like Daemeyn, not a plotted character yet, though.


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