Scratchy balls

Sarah was in the lift. There was this man, he looked like he hadn’t shaved in three days. Suddenly there was a vigorous motion occurring just below his belt. Sarah didn’t have to look. She knew.

Why? Why do guys do that? At a certain family gathering recently she’d also noticed a certain person doing it the moment he stepped into the house. Talk about a grand entrance. Then there’s this teacher at work who does it too.

You know how sometimes you’re in a confined space (like a lift) and you need to make small talk? I don’t mind the uncomfortable silence since we don’t know each other that well, but I do mind that you’re doing that WHILE trying to make small talk.

That’s like counter-productive. Uncomfortable silence becomes uncomfortable/akward moment but with mundane conversation going on. I always exchange looks with Nikki if she happens to be there. We don’t even have to look down. We KNOW.

Wei had tried to explain to her about adjustment and hair getting stuck etc.
‘PLEASE. I didn’t have to envision that particular person’s PUBIC HAIR. Thanks.’

Are men like dogs or what? I mean, we do get wedgies from time to time too.. but at least we have the descretion to adjust, like, in PRIVATE….

Maybe we need to walk around with a sausage in our pants to truly understand the complexities of the penis. Maybe men need a penis bra, to hold things in place. I don’t know.

She remembered this camp fire song.

My ding-a-ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won’t you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won’t you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You’d catch me playing with my ding-a-ling
Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain’t so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling

Great song. Catchy lyrics. Guys who read this. Please be more aware. Of your ding-a-ling action. Much appreciated. Thanks. :)

Scratchy balls


Singapore, Singapore

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