Zapped

I bought a jiffy bug-zapping machine
to fry flying critters all blue and green,
using ten thousand volts it zaps them through
to all fall in bug-heaps of green and blue.

They can’t resist the machine’s deadly glare,
it draws them in, like honey does a bear.
On they all fly to electronic fate
and meet their demise on the voltage grate.

What’s that? There’s another flicker that calls—
Desperate Housewives, “Oh no,” Lynette falls,
helplessly I fly to the ‘tronic tube—
zit bam! and there goes another bug-rube.

Zapped

jubabeast

Joined March 2009

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