Who's her baby's daddy?

Mother Nature frowned. She looked at the whole in the ozone layer, then checked the thermostat again. She swore under her breath.

“Global warming…”

She checked the rain forests and the whale populations. By the time She got to the stripmines, She felt her nervous twitch coming back.

She popped a couple of pills, sighed and called her secretary.

“Yes, Harry. Call the dinosaurs. Let them know they can have another shot at it.”

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