this average carbon life-form
(with) average aspirations
gotta fussion of the thought
gotta play how we taught
gotta man the fort
mediocrity’s the name of the game
‘n if you don’t pull through,
gotcha parents to blame
you wanna touch the sun
got a theory at hand
this has happened before
just look at Icorus, man

sorry mate, i’m just doin my job

This toilet’s blocked, it’s shit
just won’t flush
i’ve tried praying to jesus
and everything
turns out Vishnu was a plumber
and a much better driver
and a carer and a mother
wind’em up and
look at them all go
when it boils down to it
yo mamma runs your show
but if Pi gets the point
then unjust annoint
say Horus to you, man
let’s go buy Pocket Piggies


johnny jenkins

Winchester, United Kingdom

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Artist's Description

ok, there’s kind of a long-winded story behind this so i’ll try ’n be quick.
First off, this is a satire and you kinda have to hear the thing to get the full thought and method.
This was written as the proverbial theme/ demo for the Graphic Serial “∏his”
which has since grown into a fruition of celebrating many many different meduims.
Currently the musical collective that is tOAD are composing the soundtrack, whilst others are working on the animations, rotoscoping, voice actors etc.

If you’d like a reference, imagine a nasty mash of: Jeff wayne’s War Of The Worlds, Gwar, Gorillaz.

Oh i’m gonna say it. It’s the thinking man’s Beavis ‘n Butthead, and the Nicholas Cage fan’s David Lynnch.. Ha ha

THIS track is floating about on the internet somewhere but couldn’t really say specifically.

This doesn’t even exhist, just like most theories. A triangle on paper does indeed have three points, but we are or a three dimendsional realm, meaning that there’s gotta be a fourth, making it a quadrilateral, so how far can the argument go, before we start talkin in tongue again?

Oh, i’m an insomniac, by the way.

Oh and i apologise for my atrocious spelling



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