All right, Jesus, what the heck are you talking about here? It sounds like if me and someone else agree that we want a popcorn tree and cats that hug, we just need to pull the Jesus-slot-machine-lever and it’s magically gonna happen. I’ve tried that (oh, believe me, I’ve tried) and it doesn’t work. WTF, Jesus? It’s not even like I’m asking for sinful things! Popcorn trees and cats that hug would make this world (and by that I mean “my world”) a better place. If the Bible was the infallible and inerrant word of God, right now I’d be hugging a cat that was plucking perfectly popped corn off a tree and feeding it to me with its paws.