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Ampersand | Amanda Palmer Unisex T-Shirt Front
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Ampersand | Amanda Palmer
Designed by JessicaKing
This t-shirt design features the lyrics to ‘Ampersand’ by the amazing Amanda Palmer. “I walk down my street at night, The city lights are strange and violent. I am comforted by the approaching sounds of trucks and sirens. Even though the world’s so bad, These men rush out to help the dying, And though I am no use to them, I do my part by simply smiling. The ghetto boys are catcalling me, As I pull my keys from my pocket. I wonder if this method of courtship Has ever been effective. Has any girl in history said, ‘Sure, you seem so nice, let’s get it on’? Still, I always shock them when I answer, ‘Hi, my name’s Amanda’. And I’m not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand. Even if I went with you I’m not the girl you think I am, And I’m not gonna match you ‘Cause I’ll lose my voice completely. I’m just gonna watch you, Cause I’m not the one that’s crazy. I have wasted years of my life Agonizing about the fires I started when I thought that To be strong you must be flame retardant. And now to dress the wounds calls into question How authentic they are, There is always someone criticizing me: ‘She just likes paying hospital’. Lying in my bed, I remember what you said. There’s no such thing as accidents. But you’ve got the headstone all ready, All craved up and pretty. Your sick satisfaction, Those his and hers matching. The daisies all push up in Pairs to the horizon, Your hands full of ketchup, It’s nice that you’re trying. And I’m not gonna live my life on one side of an ampersand, Even if I went with you I’m not the girl you think I am. And I’m not gonna match you ‘Cause I’ll lose my voice completely. I’m just gonna watch you, ‘Cause I’m not the one that’s crazy."

Unisex T-Shirt

  • Plain color t-shirts are 100% Cotton, Heather Grey is 90% Cotton/10% Polyester, Charcoal Heather is 52% Cotton/48% Polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2oz/145g, but if that’s too light, try our heavier classic tee.

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Brill

by Cerys R. on Sep 3, 2018

Tshirt was amazing! It was for a friends birthday present and she loved it! Amazing quality, came quite early too!! Definitely recommend

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Great design, soft, perfect fit

by Samuel H. on Aug 31, 2018

Love the shirt, ordered a few printed tees from redbubble and all of them have good quality prints, the actual material on all of them are really soft, great shirts, awesome designs, 100% recommended

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