Paris Hilton and the Coconuts

Earlier this year I was vacationing at the Four Seasons in the Bahamas where I encountered Paris and two girlfriends lying on the beach in their string bikinis giggling and drinking coconut milk. After observing her for a while I got up the nerve to walk over and ask if I could have a sip of her milk. She was happy to oblige and handed me the coconut with a straw protruding from a large hole hacked in the center. Later that night I bumped into her in the disco where we exchanged smiles and phone numbers and talked quietly in a corner while fondling her coconuts. As we were conversing I suddenly realized that PARIS WANTS ME and NEEDS ME more than anyone in the world. It’s only natural that Paris loves me because I am a most significant coconut who will have a huge impact on her career which I guarantee will forever be overflowing with the milk of spurting coconuts.

Paris Hilton and the Coconuts

jdworldly

New York, United States

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fateful encounter in the Bahamas

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