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  • Solid color t-shirts are 100% cotton; heather grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; charcoal heather is 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Ethically sourced
  • Slim fit, but if that’s not your thing, order a size up
  • 4.2 oz (145g), but if that’s too light, try our heavier Classic T-Shirt
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Tell My Wife I'm Retired
Designed by ironydesigns
Someone please tell my wife I’m retired. Funny husband being retired and doesn’t want to do the “TO DO LIST” anymore.
Available on +18 products

Unisex T-Shirt

Tell My Wife I'm Retired by ironydesigns