I did it!

I did it today
got up off my rear
went out to the car
and put in in gear.

I drove to the gym
with all those machines
and ran on a treadmill
my head full of dreams.

My body will tighten,
I’ll lose all my flub
my arms will not jiggle
and my thighs will not rub!

I ran and I ran
I panted and heaved
I sweated a river
And then…time to leave.

I did my cool down
to settle my gut
then stepped off the machine….

And fell on my butt.

I did it!

innatenigma

San Diego, United States

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Ode to those evil machines…and my own minor humiliation :-)

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