We are a small international community of starving artists on a strict diet of homemade oatcakes and organically grown chamomile tea (can´t afford fertilizer for our nitrogen-depleted soil). Melania, the retired racing goat, provides the occasional jug of milk, which doesn´t really enhance the taste of chamomile tea, but WHO CARES as long the milk fat keeps us going! All proceeds from our aesthetically pleasing T-Shirt designs go into new pencils and high protein fodder for Melania, the retired racing goat. We avoid pink pencils, since they are clearly sexist, but otherwise don´t discriminate on colour. Melania, the retired racing goat, has a preference for pink Calendulas, so we had words with her about it, but since she´s female, that´s probably alright for the time being (and we could not change her mind anyway). Organically grown pink Calendula seeds are quite rare and expensive, which means cutting down on pencils and wearing them down to the nib, which consequently deforms the thumb nails, so please do the decent thing, go ahead and get one of those new Premium T-Shirts for the sake of the goat. Thank you for your attention!

  • Joined: July 2017
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