Confucius says Simon said that too

Abram was the first man not Adam, mummy
Adam was Jesus before she became flesh

So Methuselah must be Jimmy Hendrix?
and I thought Ishsha married Ishshachar on Feb 29
or did Ishmael become Isaac on Dec 21
Shit I can’t remember, it must be November 12th
2016 BC when I married that bastard son of a bitch Isis
just so you Lot could have a safe place to rest your little Cush

Well close but no cigarettes for you,busty madonna
Bob Dylan was Eve

So who is he Now?

Why Adam, himself silly

either you’re completely wrong son or i’m completely wright
A tissue a tissue i need a tissue and another Mat is coming…
but i’m too old to be bothered figuring out such chilish things
like the matter of time and the density of mankind

close again, gee you’re hot today mum
I’m completely wrong and completely right
which makes me the mean man

you mean the average son

no, the mean
and the mean is always right

but you said you’re right and wrong

yeah i did but its all the same

now you’re contradicting yourself son for sure

contradiction does not exist except in the definition of paradox
stereotheism 101

you’re a real hoot son. a real chip off the old block
oh i’m real mum, or should i say God
you have no idea how real I AM

where’d you go mum? mummy? i miss you mummy….[eternal tears of the holy spirit]

Confucius says Simon said that too

hudson

Kingston Heights, New Zealand

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