Hair Dye and a Hammer

When Jack was sufficiently pleased with his terrifying performance, he stood up and left the bathroom taking the hammer with him.

The Drill Instructor

The show was called Who the [BLEEP] Did I Marry? Well if that isn’t the $64,000 question! As I fell asleep I thought, “I hope …


I will look at your picture / Think about those days / And feel / Nothing

Reason to Celebrate

Photographs / All smiles and happy / Inside / Fear / Ugly / I see you / There / Liar / Poetry / All cliche and crappy / Outside / Rain / Qu…

The Good Man

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Black Dog Behind the Fence

They get their daily torture fix

Madness, et al.

I see you brought / Some friends with you / Will you introduce me / To your colorful crew?

Hard Candy & Nickels

It dawned on me as he gave me directions up a long, winding road around the mountain, that in all the years I had known him, I never knew w…

The Outhouse Preacher

I scooted and slid in my black shoes down the little hill. As I approached the outhouse I heard strange noises behind the door.

Granny and the Black Bird

Some of the men would stand around on the back porch and drink. Funny how everyone shared only fond memories of the dead person.

I’m Gonna Kill Me A Liberal

I don’t need no college, no books or TV / To tell me what I need to do to be free

Time and a Lot of It

Time on my hands on my mind on my side / Making my plans running blind healthy stride / Time, and a lot of it, has passed / Hair going gray…

Poseur, Enculer en Aspirant

Put your ego on a shelf / You fool no one / Except yourself

Word Versus Word

I wrote a word / a really big word / four letters / no less

The Fable of the Dissident

She watched them as they built the structure / Taking note of the crumbling stones that formed the foundation / She said, “That stone…

Pigeon Religion


Don’t Give Way to Brutes

don’t give way to brutes who fill you with brutish thought

General observations about life and other stuff

Independents and patriots, the smart, the dumb, the free / hateful hearts and smelly farts, and everything we love

Praise the Lord and Pass the Collection Plate

Reach deep into your Christian heart / Pass that collection plate / Then drop a couple dollars in / God’s Kingdom can not wait
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