Your laugh for today - not as bad as it first seems haha

Husband: Oh, come on.
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won’t take long.
Wife: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards.
Husband: I can’t sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I’m Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn’t have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you’d be more considerate.
Husband: You don’t love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let’s forget it for tonight.
Husband: Please…come on
Wife: Alright, I’ll do it.
Husband: What’s the matter? Need a torch?
Wife: I can’t find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven’s sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh, that’s good.
Wife: Now go to sleep, and from now on when you want the window open,
do it yourself.

Your laugh for today - not as bad as it first seems haha

hilarydougill

Co Durham, United Kingdom

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